Hello Hypothetical Reader,
Now that death seems a little less imminent, I’ve decided to record my thoughts for posterity (if there is any of that). My companion, Charles Rockwood, hasn’t been very friendly, but I’m hoping that once I show him these cool jumpsuits I found, he’ll be a little more amiable. I’d write more, but it appears Chuck is talking to the toilet again. I should probably see what’s wrong with him.
Yours in the Void,
Baxter Rufus Paddock
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